How to get more 'likes' and 'comments' on facebook?
1. Keep changing your relationship status, even though you have been fucking single your whole worthless lives.
2. Copy a tweet. Paste it on your status. Not have a courtesy to mention the source. Who cars if you are a loser- you still have 37 likes and 23 comments, 11 of which are your own 'thank you's.
3. Put up statuses like "What do you like in me?" or "Write down your views on my sexual orientation here". Don't worry,
such status always get comments from people who will put similar status in future and expect you to comment.
4. Have a birthday. No, seriously. Change it once a year, and have two birthdays. You will find people don't remember shit, and they will copy and paste the previous wall post's wish every month, if you want.
5. Put up a picture which challenges your friends' intellectual prowess by calling upon them to perform the "hilarious" act of forming sentences like "I am a dumbfuck, because I was sexually abused as a child by the man who slept with my father" on the basis of your birthdays and your favorite color. Tag all 897 of your friends in the picture.
6. If you are a guy, change your sex. Then you can do/write/post shit and expect all your desperate guy friends liking and commenting and hoping that in some way it will lead them to your bed.
7. Put smartass posts/ status/ notes where you make fun of facebook users, and pretend to be of higher intellect than them. And it helps if you put a bit of sex in your posts. Works for me.
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