1. LoLing: LOL in itself is not very lovable, adding -ing to it makes it execrable. Plus it is grammatically incorrect. Expand it and it becomes Laughing Out Lauding. Makes sense?
2. Rocx: Rocx (roxx or rokx, for that matter) with a generous helping of the exclamation mark (!) seems to be in vogue since the Orkut days. It does not rock.
3. Didn't + past form of verb: Eg didn't saw. Go back to school, soon.
4. If YoU LikE to wRitE lIke THis, yOu aRE ProBaBLy alREady hiDDen fRoM mY NewS FeEd.
5. "LoLzzzzzz" or "Awesssoooomeeeee" or such like: I expect it from girls, but I judge you if you happen to be a guy and perform this act of sodomy on English.
6. Status updates which have the link 'see more': Dude, if God had ordained you to be a writer, you'd have been much less of a loser. Keep your shit to yourself. Most of us don't care.
7."mah", "f9", "ty": If you were so busy to not have time to write "my", "fine" and "thank you", you wouldn't have been on facebook! And how is "f9" "fine"? Shakespeare turns in his grave, really.
8 comments:
There is one more putting :P :P at the end of every sentence. WTF!!! :P :P
Really funny....But yes, very true...Loved reading it.
Hmmm... "lolzzzzzzzzzzzz"
And yeah, people using short forms are irritating and should be banned.
P.S. @adarsh above... :P
Should I write "Gud1", "ROFL" and "Gr8"..?? :)
Really hate the 'SMSization' of the language. Excellent post.
I would like to bring to your attention a new found "word" used by some of the unfortunate people I happen to know - LOLmax..yes thats actually happening.
You are gone, Mr. CP king, if you write something like this-f9, ty, etc. in Facebook. :-D
Yeah Thakur... you can keep searching for f9, ty, etc. The day you find one, tell me. I'll kill myself.
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